*twerks violently*

My name is Danny and im a 15 yr old idiot.

lunarbirth:

mom: honey, what would you like for your birthday?! :)

me:

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mom: no silly!! i mean a REAL present!!! 

me:

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(via i-shit-you-not-hoe)

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

(via boyprincessmanic)

pizzapuffs:

validx2:

When your parents get mad that you cant find something that’s not where it’s supposed to be

P L E A S E

(via ofmiceandmeh)

jakemalik:

I GET SO ANGRY WHEN I FIND AN AMAZING NEW SONG THEN REALIZE ITS BEEN OUT FOR A LONG TIME ALREADY AND I AM ONLY JUST FINDING IT NOW LIKE NO I NEEDED THIS SONG IN MY LIFE EARLIER

(Source: hi, via beyoncevevo)